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Andy Parsons- Healing The Nation 1

Fri 22 April

Andy Parsons 2022


Off The Kerb Productions Presents

BORIS JOHNSON replaces Theresa May as PM. Show REWRITTEN.

The 2019 GENERAL ELECTION happens. Show REWRITTEN again.

COVID-19 arrives – show REWRITTEN for the third time.

So the 2019/2020 HEALING THE NATION TOUR has become the 2019/2020/2021 HEALING THE NATION TOUR, and as the tour has gone on, there’s been less and less healing and more and more of the opposite.

Admittedly, I could have changed the title but it still seemed strangely appropriate – and some of the gigs have been rescheduled so it would prove confusing to existing ticketholders if the ticket said “HEALING THE NATION” but the show was now called “MY LIFE IN BALLET”.

So, we have the serially rewritten HEALING THE NATION TOUR 2019/2020 now EXTENDED INTO 2021, not so much due to POPULAR DEMAND but more lack of OPEN VENUES. And with NEGATIVE POWERS OF HEALING.

Yet this latest, very new version of the show is my FAVOURITE so far.

I was in the middle of a UK Tour when theatres had to close due to lockdown – and the tour was called ‘Healing The Nation’ – so that title worked out well.

It will turn out to be the longest Tour ever, taking 3 years to complete, & as the tour has gone on there’s been less and less healing and more and more of the opposite.

As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, Q.I. etc. – and repeated on Dave.


  • This show has been rescheduled from Sat 17 Oct 2020 and Friday 21 May 2021.
  • Read our Rescheduled Events Policy HERE
  • All tickets purchased for previous dates remain valid for this date.

Cracking adlibbing…a joke-rich rallying call for a better Britain

The Guardian

Coruscating live performer specialising in lacerating topical gags

The Independent

Potent live performer… can nail a nonsense with beautiful economy of words

The Times


Fri 22 April




This show is suitable for comedy lovers aged 14+


£15.50 adv / £17 door