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Andy Parsons

Sat 28 March

*rescheduled*Andy Parsons

Healing The Nation Tour

* This performance is being rescheduled at a later date in 2020.

* A new date will be announced by the end of April.

* If you are a ticket holder your ticket will be valid for the new date.


COVID-19 pandemic
We are working hard to reschedule as many performances as possible.
This may take a few days, so please bear with us during these challenging times.
Many thanks for your support & understanding.

Susan, Emilie, Emma, Tracey, Nico & Sally.


Off The Kerb Productions Presents


Tour extended due to popular demand!

‘It was 24th June 2016 and I found myself contemplating a supermarket meal deal.

I only wanted a sandwich and I only needed a sandwich but given that I could get a snack and a drink for only 5p more it seemed financially irresponsible not to.

I had spent so long pondering the EU Referendum result from the day before that I was now in a massive rush.

The lad on the till scanned the first two items no problem but the third item he couldn’t get to scan at all. I thought this is going to be a nightmare – there was a queue building up and he looked like he was going to call the supervisor.

Then to his credit, he tried to scan it one more time, it wouldn’t scan – so he went ‘bip’ himself and chucked it through.

And it was at that moment I thought “oh we’ll be alright as a country we will”.

And we will be alright. Trust me. I’m not a politician.’

As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, Q.I. etc. – and repeated on Dave.

PLEASE NOTE : the reselling of tickets will result in cancellation of booking.  

Cracking adlibbing…a joke-rich rallying call for a better Britain

The Guardian

Coruscating live performer specialising in lacerating topical gags

The Independent

Potent live performer…can nail a nonsense with beautiful economy of words

The Times


Sat 28 March






£15.50 ADV / £17 DOOR