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Andy Parsons

Sat 17 October

**Rescheduled**Andy Parsons


This performance has been rescheduled to Fri 21 May 2021.

W/c 17 August 2020 – we will be contacting ticket holders by email (or ‘phone if we have no email address on record) to confirm the event has been rescheduled & the new date.

TICKETS BOUGHT FOR THE PREVIOUS 2 DATES ARE VALID for this new rescheduled date.


Off The Kerb Productions Presents


Tour extended due to popular demand!

‘It was 24th June 2016 and I found myself contemplating a supermarket meal deal.

I only wanted a sandwich and I only needed a sandwich but given that I could get a snack and a drink for only 5p more it seemed financially irresponsible not to.

I had spent so long pondering the EU Referendum result from the day before that I was now in a massive rush.

The lad on the till scanned the first two items no problem but the third item he couldn’t get to scan at all. I thought this is going to be a nightmare – there was a queue building up and he looked like he was going to call the supervisor.

Then to his credit, he tried to scan it one more time, it wouldn’t scan – so he went ‘bip’ himself and chucked it through.

And it was at that moment I thought “oh we’ll be alright as a country we will”.

And we will be alright. Trust me. I’m not a politician.’

As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, Q.I. etc. – and repeated on Dave.

PLEASE NOTE : the reselling of tickets will result in cancellation of booking.  

This show has been rescheduled from Sat 28 March 2020.
Read our Rescheduled Events Policy HERE.

Cracking adlibbing…a joke-rich rallying call for a better Britain

The Guardian

Coruscating live performer specialising in lacerating topical gags

The Independent

Potent live performer…can nail a nonsense with beautiful economy of words

The Times


Sat 17 October




Suitable for audience members aged 14+


£15.50 adv / £17 door