This performance has been rescheduled to Fri 21 May 2021.
W/c 17 August 2020 – we will be contacting ticket holders by email (or ‘phone if we have no email address on record) to confirm the event has been rescheduled & the new date.
TICKETS BOUGHT FOR THE PREVIOUS 2 DATES ARE VALID for this new rescheduled date.
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Off The Kerb Productions Presents
ANDY PARSONS – HEALING THE NATION
Tour extended due to popular demand!
‘It was 24th June 2016 and I found myself contemplating a supermarket meal deal.
I only wanted a sandwich and I only needed a sandwich but given that I could get a snack and a drink for only 5p more it seemed financially irresponsible not to.
I had spent so long pondering the EU Referendum result from the day before that I was now in a massive rush.
The lad on the till scanned the first two items no problem but the third item he couldn’t get to scan at all. I thought this is going to be a nightmare – there was a queue building up and he looked like he was going to call the supervisor.
Then to his credit, he tried to scan it one more time, it wouldn’t scan – so he went ‘bip’ himself and chucked it through.
And it was at that moment I thought “oh we’ll be alright as a country we will”.
And we will be alright. Trust me. I’m not a politician.’
As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, Q.I. etc. – and repeated on Dave.
PLEASE NOTE : the reselling of tickets will result in cancellation of booking.
This show has been rescheduled from Sat 28 March 2020.
Read our Rescheduled Events Policy HERE.
“Cracking adlibbing…a joke-rich rallying call for a better Britain”
The Guardian
“Coruscating live performer specialising in lacerating topical gags”
The Independent
“Potent live performer…can nail a nonsense with beautiful economy of words”
The Times